*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?”
haha owned you’re going to jail
when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
(Source: pizza, via cantflythathigh)
my worst nightmare would be someone hacking me and changing my theme to
(via laurenlovesoreos)
when I die I want my ashes to be sneakily sprinkled over the food of hot celebrities so I can finally be inside them
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ
when I die I want my ashes to be sneakily sprinkled over the food of hot celebrities so I can finally be inside them
(via confessionsofadramaholic)
