Everything is perfect. ♥

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(via situations-are-irrelevant-now)

supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

(Source: pizza, via cantflythathigh)

kanyewesticle:

my worst nightmare would be someone hacking me and changing my theme to

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(via laurenlovesoreos)

psyducked:

melissaxwinter:

psyducked:

when I die I want my ashes to be sneakily sprinkled over the food of hot celebrities so I can finally be inside them

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

when I die I want my ashes to be sneakily sprinkled over the food of hot celebrities so I can finally be inside them

(via confessionsofadramaholic)